Farewell, The Office.
Perfect ending. Thanks for the laughs.
Perfect ending. Thanks for the laughs.
“Me and my family are African american. We lived in an all white neighborhood when i was about 15. That being said all of my friends were white and we had a lot of awkward moments. I never ran into any racism but i did run into stereotypes and things like that. One day i’m at a buddy’s house and he pulls this hotsauce named “Spontaneous Combustion” from his refrigerator that’s inside of a large prescription pill like bottle so as to keep it away from children. He dares me to put some on my finger and lick it off and of course i’m not gonna back down so i do it. It was the hottest thing i have ever put in my mouth. It took like an hour for the burn to go away. We go into his room and start playing super smash bros and i completely forget about washing my hands. I get up an go into the kitchen to get a drink and his mom is sitting at the kitchen table reading. Right before i open the fridge door i rub my eyes and all hell breaks loose. I’m Screaming and jumping up and down from the pain of my eyes feeling like they are being burned out of my skull. His mom never moves from the table. My buddy hears my screams of death from his room and comes sprinting into the kitchen. Between my cries of pain i tell him what just happened. He yells at his mom asking why didn’t she get up to help and she yells back….. I THOUGHT HE WAS RAPPING!”